My First Post

Welcome to my blog. I have decided to tell you about my everyday life, in minute detail, in my blog. It is going to be ironically postmodernly called "The Worst Blog In The World", because of irony is when you mean the opposite of what you say. Or is it when you say the opposite of what you mean? Anyway this is it, the worst, meaning the best, blog in the world.

Today I woke up at 8.32am. I had some coffee and went on the internet to start this blog :-) Then I had some more coffee and some food. Then I went out and bought an Easter egg and ate it. It was a dark chocolate Easter egg with fancy wrapping. Then I had a cup of tea and read a book for a while. Then I got bored of that and went for a walk down to the toxic waste disposal facility near where I live. I looked at some toxic waste and went home and ate something. It was a great day. Now I am writing this and will go to bed.